Jan 17, 2018
We cut to a close up of Brad Pitt as he gazes perplexed at Sam Elliott. His expression softens as we realize he has just fully grasped the magnificence of the mustache before him. Sam tries to look away but can't break the spell of those baby blues as deep as the spring down the trail from his Grandpappy's place. The...
Jan 4, 2018
Once again around The Sun my friends! Or to my Flat Earther friends, once more the sheeple have been fooled by the Illuminati Lizard People into believing in their flimsy science. I feel ya. Anywhoosle... 2017 was a lot of things, most of them orange and most of them terrible but in one thing we can all agree, the...